7. "Get your pussy on my face"
Scene: Six people are drinking in the Gingerbread house, and only one is drunk. Brian strips all his clothes off and is chasing everyone else around the house. Later, after several broken windows Brian sat next to Kasey on the couch with wearing only his boxers on top of his head he repeats this quote to Kasey.
6. "I got a bear, I keep in my back yard, on a logging chain"
Scene: At Subway, said in gibberish. Brian doesn't even know what this means.
5. "Bam! your dead"
Scene: Brian and I walked to class one winter day in the year of 2008. It was an overcast day and it had snowed the day before. The conditions were poor to say the least, however a lone brave soul made the rash decision to travel to class, by bicycle, that fateful morning. Brian and I laughed as he pantomimed the inevitable fate of this bicyclist and he bought us this instant classic
4. "I paid for the blood"
Scene: Outside of the gift shop of our Cruise Ship, waiting for the doors to open for a high seas sale. The crowd began to get a bit rowdy, with people pushing each other, yelling and shaking the gait. It was then, that Brian spoke these words
3. "For years and years...(Pause)... I've been searching for the perfect sweatpant"
Scene: We decided to make a trip to Marshall's, as all frugal college students do from time to time. Brian scoured the isles and returned to us like child with a new toy. He was was holding a pair Nike sweatpants and he uttered this classic Brian-ism.
2. "Three dollar tip...how about I give the tip of my dick"
Scene: Waiting for pizza to arrive, someone suggests we tip 3 dollars to the delivery man. Brian has other gifts in mind.
1. "What would you do if I told you I loved you"
Scene: Walking from Bon-zoo to Charlie O's Brian is kicking parked cars and lying face down in the middle of the road. After making a scene entering the bar, Brian spots an unknown girl and sits on her lap and spouts this classic line. Minutes later he gets kicked out of the bar. Epic.
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